Queer Underground Dance Party Meets Sleep No More...but funny!
📻 “Everybodys favorite energy product is now public! 📈 Shares and diviDANCE are now available. Nothing says Serious Taste & Serious Business like DIET ZHUZH”
TO: ALL STAFF SUB: Stock Market Launch CC: Cindy from Wall Street
Congratulations DIET ZHUZH staff and Zhuzhloyees for everytheys hard work this last year. 🗃 On this, our one year anniversary of becoming the Interationally ignored yet iconic brand that everyone loves to consume and question, we are excited to announce some ZHUZHBREAKING news! As of August 27th we will be officially listed on the New York Stock Market! 📈
All Zhuzhloyees will be needed at our Parkside Lounge Office in the LES; 317 E Houston st on Aug 27th at 10pm to ring the trading floor bell, bringing in more sales and more dangerously addictive ZHUZH! 🔔
Agenda: 📎Music seminars by Co-Ordinators: Mark Holcomb, DJ GayPanic, BABES The DJ, & WhoGirl ”📎Anya Volz from the Dept of Funny Business will be hosting & presenting there research on “Can we really Shares in this economy?” on our Big Screen. 📎Tiny Tiger Media will be shooting everyone’s LickedIn Headshots 📎Best Uniform Award (please come dressed) 📎Custom Lighting Show by Prism Lighting Solutions 📎Hot room telearketing to PUSH these Share Sales!