📧TO: ALL STAFF
CC: Suzzie@carribeandreams.com Vanessica@hawaii420.com Dave@spanishfantasy.com
SUB: Staff Holiday Retreat @ La Isla Zhuzhnita
Wow! What a year it’s been here at Diet Zhuzh. We are SO proud of the C.E.O’s and Investors of this company and as usual are giving them millions in holiday bonuses. We heard though that some of our “lesser ranking” zhuzployees are saying that their holiday gift cards are simply ~ not enough ZHUZH!
So for the first time ever we have decided to treat all staff to an all expenses paid holiday retreat to our favorite, nondescript, Spanish/Carribean/Hawaiian Island….
🏝️LA ISLA ZHUZHNITA! 🏝️
We have been scouting locations all year and know you will soak up some much needed sun during these winter months at our NYC office. Our Private DZ Charter leaves Dec 1st @ 10pm from Parkside Lounge. Where you will be whisked off to the corporate retreat island of your dreams…
RESORT AGENDA:
🖇️Music Pool Seminars by BABES The DJ, Donofrio, Niyah West & Who Girl
📎Resort Co-Ordinators and Hosts Anya Volz and Nika Sylvain will direct you to Rave Yoga Classes and the Zhuzharita bar!
🖇️Best Uniform Competition - Bonus points for Summer Vacation LEWKS! 👙🩱
📎Licked-In Headshots by Tiny Tiger Media
🖇️Flash Tats by Ayla Argentina
📎Lighting by Prism
🖇️Employee Of The Month
We can’t wait to splish, splash, ZHUZH with everyone on the island. So pack your tanning lotion and Hello Vera! It’s time to forget all about WERK and relax…at a corporate retreat. 🌊🌞💻
Upper Management at,
Zhuzh Corp