School dances are wasted on the young. Think back to those sweaty gymnasium days. Hot. Horny. Hetero :( Tonight’s your night to dance with your crush and make all the teachers blush because we all know: grinding is better than sex. 90s slow jams, Y2k bops, reggaeton classics, and all time bangers for dancing close 🍑↕️. Times are dark, it's true. But we don’t have to go it alone. It's time to come 💦🙃 together for the queer ass dance party of your dreams.
