In shoRT, IT’S A VERY GAY DANCE PARTY…
The long VerSION:
📻 “Everybodies favorite energy product, Diet Zhuzh, is currently under scrutiny and investigation by the IRS. Will our beloved beveage make it through this hellish and spooky ordeal?..."
To: All Employees CC: Lucillefer@IRShelp.com Sub: Show Us The Receipts.
Attention all ZHUZHLOYEES! We have some terrifying news! As you know, we set up our IPO on the New York Stock Exchange in August. Since then our profit growth and share price has increased exponentially…at a sinister rate!
This has unfortunately attracted the attention of the IRS (Internal Revenue Sashayaway). Therefore all employees must attend this potentially fatal meeting Friday October 28 10pm @ Parkside Lounge LES, BRING RECEIPTS!
!!!!!Meeting Agenda!!!!!
📎Music Seminars by BABES The DJ, DJ Smusch, WhoGirl (NYC), Eugenia (Boston), Rose (D.C.)
🖇Anya Volz from the IRS will be handling the tough, very binary questions and audit! Refunds Guaranteed!
📎Sleth, also from the IRS, will be presenting there research visuals on “Ethics- How and why we've failed.” & “Zhuzhrobics~Fitness craze or unhealthy obsession?.” ~Projected on the big screen!
🖇SPECIAL EDITION 🏆Best Uniform Runway Show with our regular winner AND, for the first time; best uniform ALL STARS with past winners ⭐️Prizes inc: two $25 Bar tabs, official lanyards, DZ merch,......